AB'S Blog

Fur hats...

2012-02-09T20:18:00.000Z

Fur hats are really quite twatish. At this time of year people love to walk around in them feeling extra chic. I like to imagine the fur hat is really their hair style. It works best with short hair. Long hair ruins the effect. Go on just put your finger over the bit of hair she has poking out the bottom and imagine that stupid hat is her hair. This literally has me double over in the street with laughter when I see a chic fur hat wearer.

Bon nuit
AB

Skeleton...

2012-01-25T10:32:00.002Z

You are NEVER too old for pyjamas...

Iron Drawers...

2012-01-14T18:22:00.002Z

Sorry, but who would want to watch a film about Margaret Thatcher!? Fuck Margaret Thatcher...
Meryl Streep you look like you have wandered into a photoshoot from the set of Dallas.

Amazing...

2012-01-10T13:28:00.000Z

I'm totally going to wear MASSIVE sunglasses when i am old...

Happy New Year!

2012-01-03T12:30:00.001Z

Pretty funny...

2011-12-30T10:34:00.001Z

Katy Perry is a turd...

This is funny.

AB

Funniest...

2011-12-08T09:30:00.001Z

...picture I have ever seen.
Maybe.

It motherfuckin' Henry Rollins!

2011-11-11T10:04:00.001Z

Fishing with my San Diego pals...

2011-11-11T09:51:00.001Z

Fishing with my San Diego friends. Whenever we go and see Vania, Bob and Tyler we always get a pier fishing trip in. I love it. Anyway, its always good to wander up and down and see what the other people (a mixture of bums, old men and other general fishers) have caught. This guys little kid had caught an octopus and I got him to pose for a photo with it.
There are so many good things going on in these photos that I didnt notice at the time ( i was just interested in the octopus)
Check out the zombie tats, guns and tubby little kid with awesome trilby (and tits)

Kitty tailwhip...

2011-11-07T17:59:00.003Z

Yes, as I told you before I have watched too many BMX videos...not through choice. Its a good kitty style tailwhip though right! But more than that who else has a cat that fetches. Pretty cool right.

Friends....Friend Crush

2011-10-27T11:09:00.002+01:00

Holy shit...I love this band.

2011-10-21T11:43:00.003+01:00

Better than the front of all the papers today, I'd rather look at this...

2011-10-20T18:39:00.001+01:00

You can tell I have a degree in fashion design cant you...

2011-10-18T12:10:00.003+01:00

Thought about these guys again thanks to a prompt from filthy facebook. The singer reminds me of someone, I cant think who, maybe my cousin when he was a kid...
I like them.

Thanks Friends (part 2)

2011-10-14T17:30:00.003+01:00

Emma Kate was worried I was missing photos of the Oz drinking beers so she sent me another. Look at the colour of the boy...

Anthony's new buddy...

2011-10-14T17:24:00.001+01:00

Oh Ryan...(part 4)

2011-10-06T10:27:00.001+01:00

Went to see Drive last night. Mention 'Bullitt' to Anthony and he is in. So sneaky of me...

Just cos you look different doesn't mean you cant be friends man...

2011-10-03T17:22:00.005+01:00

Black, white, grey, stripey...whatever. Lets all just get along...

This amused me a lot...

2011-09-30T17:16:00.001+01:00

I like Mike Perry's work. For the contents of the zine go HERE

And I can totally relate to this...

Thanks friends!

2011-09-28T12:38:00.000+01:00

I woke up to a few emails this morning from Emma-Kate and Ozzer. I am supecting the later ones were drunken ones. The little shit that is Emma-Kate sent me this one...

along with other emails telling about their LA adventures. Wait Ozzer is that wife beater you are drinking???? Wish we were with you, wife beater and all. Get pissed kids after all that training and POT WINNING you should do.
Look at Ozzer in that photo- Lord Shit's got nothing on that posing.
AB

2011-09-28T10:15:00.003+01:00

Anthony showed me this, he said he thougth it would be 'right up my street' and you know what-I love it. I think its brilliant. Not even brilliantly bad but just BRILLIANT.

Suns out...

2011-09-27T20:56:00.003+01:00

Runner beans out! Eh Anthony?

Although...

2011-09-27T10:51:00.000+01:00

This made me think of Barbarians at the Gate. I would like to watch that again...its very funny. How did I remember that?

Photo...

2011-09-27T10:41:00.000+01:00

What a brilliant photo. I spotted it this morning reading about pretty things on the Frankie Magazine blog.

It made me think of how many BMX DVD's I have watched in my life (not through choice- maybe they just went into my brain not even through my eyes)

Road Fools day 10,830...

Anyway- Geoff, Frankie magaine newsflash I need more to read please :)

Dog driver...

2011-09-21T17:38:00.000+01:00

The passenger was a cat (I'm not even joking)

2011-09-21T10:46:00.001+01:00

Look how many stamps are on this package I received from USA today. Mark Rothko, Duke Ellington, kitties, a dog, Bette Davis etc...
I like this package! It contained a very good CD too and a very nice message from the artist. Nice!

2011-09-19T12:17:00.001+01:00

I was going to write something sensible today but instead i thought I would just embarrass Geoff. Forget French Geoff this is Welsh lady Geoff.

Interviewing Kevin Smith on acid...

2011-09-15T18:33:00.000+01:00

The title got my attention, but this is so boring. Kiddo go and stare at that weird looking high hairdo you have going on in the mirror for a while that should do it.

2011-09-15T09:45:00.001+01:00

For the some of us who work on our own a lot of the time! High Five!

Old ladies still do this?

2011-09-13T14:23:00.003+01:00

I thought this old lady craze was dead, seems not. I remember as a kid seeing saddles with maybe 10 hats on....
I like it.

On repeat...

2011-09-12T13:13:00.002+01:00

Will never tire of this song, I bet our neighbours hate it though.
Peace love and death metal ahhhhhhh.

Why speak sensibly face to face...

2011-09-09T12:03:00.000+01:00

...when you can talk to each other through words, photos and spoon and fork puppets?

The general jist of the converation was puppet #1 was being...like pleasant, then I pissed her off by insinuating she was someone she wasnt (see pic #2) then I insulted her and she got her angry brother involved.
David I definatly DONT think we should take this to a psychiatrist. You are right though those glasses do make her look angry and slightly manic/crazy.

The History Of One Tough Motherfucker by Charles Bukowski

2011-09-07T13:21:00.001+01:00

he came to the door one night wet thin beaten and
terrorized
a white cross-eyed tailless cat
I took him in and fed him and he stayed
grew to trust me until a friend drove up the driveway
and ran him over
I took what was left to a vet who said,"not much
chance…give him these pills…his backbone
is crushed, but is was crushed before and somehow
mended, if he lives he'll never walk, look at
these x-rays, he's been shot, look here, the pellets
are still there…also, he once had a tail, somebody
cut it off…"
I took the cat back, it was a hot summer, one of the
hottest in decades, I put him on the bathroom
floor, gave him water and pills, he wouldn't eat, he
wouldn't touch the water, I dipped my finger into it
and wet his mouth and I talked to him, I didn't go any-
where, I put in a lot of bathroom time and talked to
him and gently touched him and he looked back at
me with those pale blue crossed eyes and as the days went
by he made his first move
dragging himself forward by his front legs
(the rear ones wouldn't work)
he made it to the litter box
crawled over and in,
it was like the trumpet of possible victory
blowing in that bathroom and into the city, I
related to that cat-I'd had it bad, not that
bad but bad enough
one morning he got up, stood up, fell back down and
just looked at me.
"you can make it," I said to him.
he kept trying, getting up falling down, finally
he walked a few steps, he was like a drunk, the
rear legs just didn't want to do it and he fell again, rested,
then got up.
you know the rest: now he's better than ever, cross-eyed
almost toothless, but the grace is back, and that look in
his eyes never left…
and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about
life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed,
shot, runover de-tailed cat and I say,"look, look
at this!"
but they don't understand, they say something like,"you
say you've been influenced by Celine?"
"no," I hold the cat up,"by what happens, by
things like this, by this, by this!"
I shake the cat, hold him up in
the smoky and drunken light, he's relaxed he knows…
it's then that the interviews end
although I am proud sometimes when I see the pictures
later and there I am and there is the cat and we are photo-
graphed together.
he too knows it's bullshit but that somehow it all helps.

Dirty Bin Juice...

2011-09-06T17:00:00.003+01:00

Ha!

2011-09-05T23:40:00.002+01:00

http://idealistpropaganda.blogspot.com/2011/09/sunday-sermon-how-to-stop-your-kids.html

2011-09-01T17:03:00.002+01:00

If I was a moron I might buy this. Its listed on Etsy for $699. But wow its from the 80's man....
If you want to buy it or any of the other overpriced t-shirts this asshole has for sale go HERE and do a search for 'overpriced crap from assholes'

Welsh Dragon...

2011-08-31T14:46:00.005+01:00

And if the car one made me laugh this one made me laugh even more. This is why we love Taff right?

Wait...I thought it was Welsh dragon pants but maybe its a towel? I cant remember?

Three up!

2011-08-31T14:33:00.003+01:00

Just found this photo and totally pissed myself. Wedging Doug Cain into the middle was the funniest ever. Well more like folding him in.

Just incase anyone was unsure...

2011-08-30T09:39:00.005+01:00

Devils Haircut...

2011-08-26T10:07:00.006+01:00

We can all breathe a sigh of relief now, there will be no evil offspring from Mayhem. You know any kittens of hers would be born with red eyes.

Nice new haircut though.

I felt a bit sorry for her though so bought her a lovely iced coffee. Yeah she drank the lot. Strange...afterwards she was madder than ever.

I'm hoping at some point the demon that possesses her will pop out of that little hole in her side which is glued shut by the way. I only found this fact out this morning when I looked at it and said to Anthony 'that little shit has pulled her stitches out'

After chasing her round ages trying to catch her to have a look he remembered it was glued.

NERF HERDER official video VAN HALEN

2011-08-25T15:42:00.003+01:00

For the murderers of this song (me anton and geoff) here is some revision material...

Sammy Hagar is not what anyone wanted!

A very pretty axe...

2011-08-25T11:47:00.002+01:00

Descendents - When I Get Old

2011-08-23T11:57:00.001+01:00

I am virtually hyperventilating thinking about tomorrow night, please let this show happen. Its already been postponed once...

My arch enemy...

2011-08-22T14:45:00.008+01:00

Looks quite cute but is currently mugging me right off by swanking around in our garden. I have a long memory and havent forgotten finding you hanging onto the front of my guinea pigs cage. Dont make me do to you what my Dad did to the cat that kept coming into their house. That thing is probably still holding its cat balls now. Dont mess with a marksman or daughter of...

No Anthony baiting today...

2011-08-22T11:20:00.002+01:00

Just a photo of the lovely towel I bought him for his birthday...

Warning...

2011-08-20T13:41:00.002+01:00

Absolut Vodka Tropics. Sounds nice right? Thank you Kysinia. You are dead when I see you. I dont feel very tropical today.

Oh Ryan...(part 3) The more you bitch about it the worse its going to get!

2011-08-19T08:51:00.004+01:00

2011-08-18T15:47:00.005+01:00

Brilliant.
These are photos of the Christmas presents Henry Rollins got from the girl who works for him. I understand that she makes it her lifes work to wind him up. I bet its really easy too. I would love to have a boss who I could spend the day anoying. I once poured tea in a bosses pipe but thats another story....

Oh Ryan...(part 2)

2011-08-16T09:04:00.004+01:00

Black Flag...really?
Oh Ryan.

I put ink on that telescope before he looked through it!

2011-08-12T13:51:00.001+01:00

And where the fuck are the pickle twins?

Listen to heavy metal while you sleep...

2011-08-11T11:00:00.014+01:00

Amazing...Ben Venom. Made from T-shirts. Its not easy to sew jersey, believe me!
http://www.benvenom.com/

Boots Electric Theme (Audio Only)

2011-08-10T09:48:00.000+01:00

Literally cant wait...

Blackberry rioters...

2011-08-09T10:20:00.005+01:00

Conversation between me and David on Blackberry messenger today.

David:
Heyup Anna apparently these rioters are using Blackberry messenger to contact each other because it cannot be traced, do you fancy setting fire to a cardboard box at the bathing place in Wolvercote? If it gets out of hand we can kick it in the river !!!!!!!!!
Me:
Yeah lets do it!!! Got a hoodie?
David:
Yep!!
Me:
Brilliant...after tea then
David:
Right-o

Most boring video ever?

2011-08-09T09:41:00.003+01:00

You cant quite hear the snoring...very upset about that.

What else...

2011-08-08T14:35:00.003+01:00

We got a new cat.
Looks quite cute right? She is actually posessed by a demon. A demon which screams kill the humans in her bat like ears at all times. Due to the cute little 'M' on her forehead we called her (thank you Eek) Missy. I think the M should actually stand for Mayhem...
Does anyone elses cat leap in the shower to bite them while its on? No...just ours then. Brilliant.

Boooooooom

2011-08-07T21:12:00.002+01:00

Be A Manwolf Today from éS Skateboarding on Vimeo.

I have had a few videos lined up for a while but blogger was messing me about. This is via Boooooooom and they are giving away a pair of zee es sneakers too...

black flag tv party interview

2011-08-06T10:38:00.000+01:00

Delicious...

2011-08-05T16:52:00.004+01:00

Oh Ryan...

2011-08-04T17:19:00.002+01:00

2011-08-03T09:44:00.003+01:00

Haircuts....

2011-08-02T10:04:00.001+01:00

A couple of good haircuts I have collected over the last couple of weeks. The beautiful mullet was sported by a guy in Holland. Only a man with a natural curl can get mullet to look that good. Google his name and you can probably find a better photo.

The mohawk was spotted on the way to Kings Lynn on Saturday. Me Anthony and Geoff had quite a deep discussion about the contradiction here (convertible golf versus punk-ness) Then Geoff made up a brilliant punk song about it all. I wish I could remember it. It went soemthing like 'hey punka why do you drive a convertible' thats the only bit I can remember...

Heavy arms...

2011-08-01T09:06:00.002+01:00

Saturday night...

Sunday Afternoon...

Me v. jetwash...

2011-07-29T13:37:00.002+01:00

I couldnt stop myself from jumping everytime i turned the bastard thing on. Listen to Anthony giggling like a girl.

OK...I think I am back, does this make you happy people?

2011-07-29T11:38:00.001+01:00

So...my blog has been on lock down for bloody ages. Why...well I got sick of weirdos and panty sniffers that I didnt know leaving comment and calling me a 'wanker' yes a wanker (dont call a girl and wanker- its not nice)
So all my previous posts you now cant view as I feel that some were maybe too ummm I dunno...whatever.

So I'm going to try to get on the blogging again. I have had a lot of moaning that I dont write it any more- Shell, Jon, Vania, Ozzer, EeK so I feel I have let you guys down (yeah right!)

I have also adopted a policy in life to 'not sweat the small stuff' which leaves me pretty much rant free. Am I right Anthony? I dont really go mad anymore. Or do I. I went mental the other day when we were being harrased by a guy in a Ferrari in France so maybe not...
Anyway I think it was the 'rants' that kept you reading wasnt it? Poke the snake in the basket etc. I dunno. Anyway friends, I will try to keep you entertained.

So I will leave you with a photo to make you laugh. Ozzer look at Lord Shit at his finest!

And I still hate the royal family so thats something right!!!

AB